Meet Jamie. Great with words, so you don't have to be.Jamie is a friendly writing assistant that lives on your Mac — not in the cloud. Pick what you need written, answer a couple of plain-English questions, and Jamie writes it while you watch. No "prompts" to learn, no ChatGPT account, no monthly bill.Six everyday writing tools:📝 Blog Post — turn any topic into a full, readable post📱 Social Caption — captions that stop the scroll, hashtags included✉️ Email Newsletter — emails people actually want to read🛍️ Product Description — make your product impossible to ignore💌 Personal Message — say exactly what you mean, perfectly👤 Bio — a bio that actually sounds like youWhen Jamie's done, one click copies the text or jumps you straight to Instagram, WordPress, Gmail and friends to post it.Why Jamie is different:🔒 Truly private. The AI runs entirely on your Mac. Nothing you write — not a word — ever leaves your computer. No servers, no tracking, no training on your data.💸 Pay once, write forever. $14. That's it. No subscription creeping up on your credit card.🔌 Works offline. On a plane, in a cabin, in a café with terrible Wi-Fi — Jamie doesn't care.🧸 Made for humans. If you can answer "what's it about?" you can use Jamie. That's the whole skill requirement.How it works:1. Download Jamie and open it (first time: right-click → Open — see the included README)2. Jamie sets up its AI brain automatically (a one-time ~2 GB download — go grab a coffee ☕)3. Pick a tool, answer two questions, get your wordsWhat you get:- Jamie for Mac (Apple Silicon), yours forever- All six writing tools, plus free updates as new tools land (Ad Copy is next!)- A plain-English README that covers setup, start to finishRequirements:- Mac with Apple Silicon (M1 or newer, 2020+)- macOS 13 or newer- About 5 GB of free disk space- Internet for the one-time setup download (fully offline after that)Honest answers to fair questions:Is my writing really private? Yes. Jamie uses a local AI model running on your Mac via Ollama (free, open-source). You can turn off your Wi-Fi after setup and Jamie keeps working — that's the proof.Why does macOS warn me the first time I open it? Jamie is a small independent app and isn't Apple-notarized yet. Right-click → Open, click "Open," and you're in — once, ever. The README walks you through it.Windows? On the way. Mac first.What if Jamie isn't for me? Email me within 30 days and I'll refund you, no questions. I'd rather have your trust than your $14.— Tony